Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tomato jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tomato are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tomato! LoL!
How do you fix a broken pizza?Answer: With tomato paste.
How do you fix a broken tomato?Answer: Tomato paste!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?Answer: You go ahead and I'll ketchup.
What did the big tomato say to the slow little tomato walking down the road?Answer: Ketchup!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?Answer: Ketchup.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?Answer: You go on without me, I'll ketchup!
What did the traffic light say to the tomato crossing?Answer: Don't look now, I'm changing
What's red and goes up and down?Answer: A tomato in an elevator.
What’s a tomato’s favorite dance?Answer: The salsa!
Why did the tomato blush?Answer: It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?Answer: Because he couldn't find a date
Why is a pea small and green?Answer: Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato!
Why is a tomato round and red?Answer: Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber!
Why was the tomato blushing?Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing
Why was the tomato on a motorbike?Answer: He was trying to ketchup with his friends.
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