Funny food jokes

How do we know that insects are so clever?

Answer: Because they always know when your eating outside!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut.

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Answer: Crack it up!

How does a penguin make pancakes?

Answer: With its flippers

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Answer: On the dark side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

Answer: Raw raw raw!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???

What day do potatoes hate the most?

Answer: Fry-day!

What did the mayo say when the refrigerator door opened?

Answer: Close the door! I'm dressing!

What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?

Answer: Elf-abet soup.

What do witches put on their bagels?

Answer: Scream cheese.

What do you call a fake noodle?

Answer: An impasta!

What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

Answer: A chipmonk

What do you call a nice french fry?

Answer: A sweet potato!

What do you call a pan spinning through space?

Answer: An unidentified frying object.

What do you call cheese that’s somebody else’s cheese?

Answer: Nacho cheese!

What do you do if a wolf eats your food?

Answer: Find more food.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?

Answer: Spotted bacon

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?

Answer: Mashed potatoes

What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!

Answer: Spag-yeti!

What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

Answer: D'oh!

What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?

Answer: A corn field.

What has ears but can't hear?

Answer: A corn field!

What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?

Answer: Stuffing

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

Answer: A coconut on vacation.

What is loud, fast and crunchy?

Answer: A rocket chip!

What jam can't you eat?

Answer: A traffic jam.

What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?

Answer: Angel food cake.

What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?

Answer: Jellyfish

What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?

Answer: I scream cake!

What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?

Answer: A fire alarm

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Answer: Cashew!

What would people say if among us was made of noodles?

Answer: Someone among us, is an impasta!

What's a priest's favorite food?

Answer: Holy cheese

Where do ants go to eat?

Answer: At a restaurant!

Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?

Answer: The Meat Ball!

Where were the first French Fries made?

Answer: In Greece!

Where would you find chili beans?

Answer: At the North Pole!

Which dinosaur likes spicy food?

Answer: The Chile-saurus

Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?

Answer: Ants

Why are ghosts always hungry?

Answer: Because the food goes right through them!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

Answer: To go with the traffic jam!

Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?

Answer: She wanted to see a butter fly

Why did the potato run across the road?

Answer: So it wouldn’t get mashed!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Answer: To show he wasn’t a chicken!

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Answer: Because they put on the salsa.

Why did you stop being a vegetarian?

Answer: It was a huge missed steak.

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Answer: Because they don't know how to cook!