Funny valentine's day jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

What did Frankenstien's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Be my Valenstein

What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: I love you a watt

What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Answer: I love you berry much.

What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?

Answer: Sherwood like to be your valentine.

What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: I love you berry much.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: My heart beats for you.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Answer: I love you a ton.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Answer: A hug and a quiche!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Answer: I find you very attractive.

What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Give me a little hiss.

What did the Valentine card say to the mistletoe?

Answer: I'm lovesick

What do bees write in their Valentine's cards?

Answer: Honey bee mine.

What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Compass roses!

What do cavemen give each other on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Lots of ughs and kisses.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Hog and kisses!

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?

Answer: Forget me nuts!

What do you call the world's smallest Valentine's Day card?

Answer: A Valen-teeny!

What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Third degree burns on your lips.

What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?

Answer: Be my Valen-slime!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Rugs and kisses.

What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?

Answer: Tulips

What happens to maple trees on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: They get sappy.

What happens to the most lovely trees every Valentine’s Day?

Answer: They get all sappy.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Cauliflowers

Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?

Answer: The Meat Ball!

Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?

Answer: Because she was his tweetheart.

Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?

Answer: He stole her heart.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Answer: They’re very scent-imental.