Funny dragon jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dragon jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dragon are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dragon! LoL!

Showing all 15 dragon jokes for kids

How do you get four dragons into a car?
What do you call an angry dragon?
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?
What does a dragon eat for a snack?
What does a dragon eat with soup?
What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses?
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?

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What's the most stressful thing about being a dragon?
What’s the difference between a car and a dragon?
Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
Why are dragons good storytellers?
Why can't dragons play ice hockey?
Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth?
Why do dragons sleep during the day?

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