Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dragon jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dragon are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dragon! LoL!
How do you get four dragons into a car?Answer: Two in the front, two in the back.
What do you call an angry dragon?Answer: An earthquake.
What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine's Day?Answer: Third degree burns on your lips.
What does a dragon eat for a snack?Answer: Firecrackers
What does a dragon eat with soup?Answer: Firecrackers
What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses?Answer: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?Answer: A fire alarm
What's the most stressful thing about being a dragon?Answer: Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
What’s the difference between a car and a dragon?Answer: A car only has one horn.
Where did knights learn to kill dragons?Answer: At knight school!
Why are dragons good storytellers?Answer: They all have tails.
Why can't dragons play ice hockey?Answer: If they breath fire, the ice melts.
Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?Answer: Because they didn't smoke.
Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth?Answer: Because he wanted to set the world on fire.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?Answer: So they can fight knights!
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