Funny car jokes

How do you get four dragons into a car?

Answer: Two in the front, two in the back.

What did the tornado say to the car?

Answer: Fancy going for a spin?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?

Answer: A Ford Siesta!

What do you call a robot driving in a car?

Answer: A Roadbot

What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car?

Answer: Carlos

What do you call a very fast llama?

Answer: A Llamaghini!

What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?

Answer: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?

Answer: Puts his sheet belt on!

What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?

Answer: Expecto petroleum!

What does Dora the Explorer drive to a birthday party?

Answer: A Ford Fiesta!

What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?

Answer: It got toad!

What happened when the frog’s car broke down?

Answer: He jump started it!

What has 4 wheels and flies?

Answer: A garbage truck!

What is a detective’s ultimate car?

Answer: A track-tor!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

Answer: A LOCOmotive.

What kind of car do wolves drive?

Answer: A Wolfswagen.

What kind of car does a mouse drive?

Answer: A mini van

What kind of car does a rich cat drive?

Answer: A Cat-illac

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

Answer: A lamborghini

What kind of car does an elf drive?

Answer: TOY-ota

What part of the car is the laziest?

Answer: The wheels, because they are always tired!

What snakes are found on cars?

Answer: Windshield vipers!

What’s the difference between a car and a dragon?

Answer: A car only has one horn.

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Answer: Because motorcycles are two tired.

Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft?

Answer: The streets are blocked off.

Why did the spider buy a car?

Answer: He wanted to go for a spin!