Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny wolf jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about wolf are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about wolf! LoL!
How does a wolf eat ice cream?Answer: With it’s mouth.
What did one wolf say to another?Answer: Howl’s it goin’?
What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?Answer: That’s the end of me!
What did the wolf say to the flea?Answer: Stop bugging me.
What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?Answer: Aoooooowwwwwwwww!
What do wolves do at midnight parties?Answer: They have a howling good time!
What do you call a silly wolf in Australia?Answer: A dingo-ling
What do you call a wolf who gets lost?Answer: A where-wolf.
What do you call a wolf with a fever?Answer: A hot dog.
What do you do if a wolf eats your food?Answer: Find more food.
What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?Answer: It became a wash and wearwolf.
What kind of car do wolves drive?Answer: A Wolfswagen.
What was the wolf’s favorite musical band?Answer: Meatloaf
What’s a wolf’s favorite fruit?Answer: A PACK of apples!
What’s a wolf’s favorite kind of pizza?Answer: Pupperoni pizza.
Where do American wolves live?Answer: Hairizona
Where do wolves sit?Answer: Anywhere they wants to.
Why are wolves like cards?Answer: They come in packs.
Why can’t you see a Wolf hiding in a tree?Answer: Because he’s really good at it.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because there was a wolf waiting for him on the other side.
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