Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dog jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dog are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dog! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?Answer: By its bark!
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving?Answer: Tell him to come bark in the front seat!
How does a dog stop a video?Answer: By hitting the paws button!
What bone will a dog never eat?Answer: A trombone.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?Answer: Long time no flea!
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?Answer: Well, doggone!
What did the dog say on New Year’s?Answer: Woof
What did the dog say to the elephant?Answer: Woof
What did the dog say to the flea?Answer: Quit bugging me!
What do you call a dog magician?Answer: A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?Answer: A blood hound.
What do you call a dog that can tell time?Answer: A watch dog!
What do you call a dog that tells the time?Answer: A watch-dog!
What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?Answer: A hot dog
What do you call a magic dog?Answer: A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?Answer: Anything you like, just very quietly.
What do you call a wolf with a fever?Answer: A hot dog.
What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?Answer: A dog a sore!
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?Answer: Spotted bacon
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?Answer: A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?Answer: A very nervous postman.
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer?Answer: Lots of Bytes!
What does my dog do when he goes to bed?Answer: He reads a bite-time story.
What dog keeps the best time?Answer: A watch dog!
What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?Answer: A watchdog
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?Answer: : He stole the show!
What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?Answer: Two thousand dogs.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?Answer: Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!
What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?Answer: The Flea Stooges!
What kind of dog has no tail?Answer: Hot dog
What kind of dogs to gold panners like most?Answer: Golden retreivers
What pets do skeletons fear the most?Answer: Dogs!
What type of markets do dogs avoid?Answer: Flea markets!
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?Answer: Ground-dog Day!
What's a dog's favorite breakfast food?Answer: Pooched eggs!
What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?Answer: A “pointsetter!”
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?Answer: When it is raining cats and dogs!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?Answer: Right where you left him!
Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?Answer: A Chi-ha-ha!
Who gives dogs Christmas presents?Answer: Santa Paws
Why are dogs like phones?Answer: Because they have collar IDs!
Why are dogwood trees such wonderful pets?Answer: They have a great bark, but wooden bite.
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?Answer: He was looking for his buddy Pluto.
Why did the dog do so well in school?Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!
Why did the puppy do so well at school?Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!
Why did the skeleton climb a tree?Answer: Because a dog was after his bones!
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