Funny dog jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dog jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dog are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dog! LoL!

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How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving?
How does a dog stop a video?
What bone will a dog never eat?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
What did the dog say on New Year’s?

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What did the dog say to the elephant?
What did the dog say to the flea?
What do you call a dog magician?
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
What do you call a dog that can tell time?
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
What do you call a magic dog?
What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?
What do you call a wolf with a fever?
What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer?
What does my dog do when he goes to bed?
What dog keeps the best time?
What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?
What kind of dog has no tail?
What kind of dogs to gold panners like most?
What pets do skeletons fear the most?
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
What's a dog's favorite breakfast food?
What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
Who gives dogs Christmas presents?
Why are dogs like phones?
Why are dogwood trees such wonderful pets?
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the puppy do so well at school?
Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

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