Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny poodle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about poodle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about poodle! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog?Answer: Poodle-oo!
How long are a poodle’s legs?Answer: Just long enough to reach the ground!
What do you call a dog in your toilet?Answer: A poodle.
What do you call a hairless poodle?Answer: A noodle.
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?Answer: A cockerpoodledoo!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?Answer: A shampoodle
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?Answer: I don’t know, but you can step in a poodle.
What markets should poodles avoid?Answer: Flea markets
Why are poodles terrible dancers?Answer: They have two left feet!
Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?Answer: It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
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