Funny flea jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny flea jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about flea are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about flea! LoL!

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Showing all 19 flea jokes for kids

How do you start an insect race?
How to fleas travel?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the dog say to the flea?
What did the romantic flea say?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a cheerful flea?

More flea jokes for kids below

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
What happens when a monkey gets fleas?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
What insect runs away from everything ?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?
What markets should poodles avoid?
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?

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