Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny flea jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about flea are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about flea! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow do you start an insect race?Answer: One, two, flea - go!
How to fleas travel?Answer: Itch hiking!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?Answer: Long time no flea!
What did the dog say to the flea?Answer: Quit bugging me!
What did the romantic flea say?Answer: I love you aw-flea!
What did the wolf say to the flea?Answer: Stop bugging me.
What do you call a cheerful flea?Answer: A hop-timist!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?Answer: : He stole the show!
What happens when a monkey gets fleas?Answer: Lunch
What has 4 wheels and flies?Answer: A garbage truck!
What insect runs away from everything ?Answer: A flee
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?Answer: Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!
What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?Answer: The Flea Stooges!
What markets should poodles avoid?Answer: Flea markets
What type of markets do dogs avoid?Answer: Flea markets!
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?Answer: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
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