Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny centipede jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about centipede are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about centipede! LoL!
Back to AnimalWhat do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?Answer: A walkie-talkie!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?Answer: A centipede on its back!
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?Answer: He took too long to put his boots on!
Why was the father catepillar so angry?Answer: Because all of his children needed new shoes.
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