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Back to EntertainmentDid you hear about the drummer who went to college?Answer: Me neither
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?Answer: The knocking speeds up.
How do you confuse a drummer?Answer: Give him a piece of sheet music.
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?Answer: You know it’s coming, but there’s nothing you can do about it.
What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?Answer: My heart beats for you.
What do you call a drummer without a band?Answer: Unemployed
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?Answer: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the name of the guy who hangs around with the band?Answer: The Drummer
Why did the chicken join the band?Answer: Because he had the drumsticks!
Why did the heavy metal band steal the turkey?Answer: They needed the drumsticks!
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.
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