Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny music jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about music are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about music! LoL!
Back to EntertainmentHow does a witch play loud music?Answer: On her broom box.
How does the sun listen to music?Answer: On its ray-dio!
What did the DJs gravestone say?Answer: His beat finally dropped!
What did the needle say to the balloon?Answer: I am the king of pop.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?Answer: A snake in the brass!
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?Answer: Cool music!
What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle break-up?Answer: Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way!
What is a frog's favorite music?Answer: Hip hop!
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?Answer: Rap
What is a Robot's favourite kind of music?Answer: Heavy metal!
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?Answer: A trombone.
What is an astronaut's favorite music?Answer: Space rock
What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?Answer: Wrap music!
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?Answer: Plymouth Rock.
What kind of music did the gold nugget listen to?Answer: Heavy metal
What kind of music do bunnies like?Answer: Hip Hop.
What kind of music do killer whales like?Answer: They love to listen to the orca-stra!
What kind of music do planets sing?Answer: Neptunes.
What kind of music does a mountain like?Answer: Rock music
What kind of music does a mummy like best?Answer: Wrap music
What kind of music does gold listen to?Answer: Rock
What makes music on your hair?Answer: A headband.
What makes songs but never sings?
What music are balloons scared of?Answer: Pop music
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?Answer: A tuba toothpaste!
What's big and grey with horns?Answer: An elephant marching band!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?Answer: Slice, Slice Baby!
What’s the most musical apple?Answer: Jazz apples.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?Answer: The Florida Keys.
Which music bands do bees love best?Answer: The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.
Who is a bee's favorite classical composer?Answer: Bee-thoven
Who is an herb’s favorite singer?Answer: Elvis Parsley!
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?Answer: They have no organs.
Why did Santa go to music school?Answer: So he could improve his wrapping skills
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!
Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?Answer: Because of all the wrapping!
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