Funny vacation jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vacation jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vacation are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vacation! LoL!

Showing all 21 vacation jokes for kids

How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Where did the ghost go on vacation?
Where did the pencil go for it's summer vacation?
Where did the pencil go for vacation?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?

More vacation jokes for kids below

Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Where do sheep go on vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
Why did the bear cross the road?
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

Do you have a funny joke about vacation that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!

Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for kids.