Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vacation jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vacation are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vacation! LoL!
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?Answer: Go outside and look up.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?Answer: A coconut on vacation.
Where did the ghost go on vacation?Answer: The BOO-hamas
Where did the pencil go for it's summer vacation?Answer: It went to Pencil-vania!
Where did the pencil go for vacation?Answer: To Pennsylvania.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?Answer: The baaaahamas
Where do cows go on vacation?Answer: Moo York!
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?Answer: Lake Eerie
Where do goldfish go on vacation?Answer: Around the globe!
Where do hamsters go on vacation?Answer: Hamsterdam!
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?Answer: Times Square
Where do pencils go for vacation?Answer: Pencil-vania
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Where do sharks go on vacation?Answer: Fin-land.
Where do sheep go on vacation?Answer: To the Baa-hamas!
Where does a pianist go on vacation?Answer: The Florida Keys.
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?Answer: Montreeal
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?Answer: They are hill-arious.
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?Answer: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
Why did the bear cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?Answer: He needed to recharge his batteries.
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