Funny ghost jokes

How do ghosts like their eggs?

Answer: Terror-fried.

How does a ghost sneeze?

Answer: Ahh...ahh...ahh...BOO!

On which day are ghosts most scary?

Answer: Fright-day!

What day do ghosts do their howling?

Answer: On Moan-day!

What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?

Answer: Show your spirit.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?

Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.

What do a skeleton and ghost have in common?

Answer: You can see right through both of them!

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Answer: Spook-etti

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Answer: Ghoulash

What do ghosts like to drink the most?

Answer: Ghoul-ade!

What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?

Answer: I Scream.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Answer: I scream.

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Answer: The scare-conditioner!

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?

Answer: Sham-boo

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Answer: Sham-boo!

What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?

Answer: Spook-tacles!

What do you call a ghost’s true love?

Answer: His ghoul-friend.

What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?

Answer: Puts his sheet belt on!

What does a Ghost say on December 31st?

Answer: Happy boo year!

What game do young ghosts love?

Answer: Hide and shriek!

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Ice Scream.

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Boo-berries

What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?

Answer: Little Boo Peep!

What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?

Answer: Boo-berries and I Scream!

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?

Answer: Mas-scare-a

What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?

Answer: The Living room.

What room is useless for a ghost?

Answer: A living room!

What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?

Answer: I scream cake!

Where did the ghost go on vacation?

Answer: The BOO-hamas

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Answer: Dayscare

Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?

Answer: Lake Eerie

Where do ghosts play golf?

Answer: On a golf corpse.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer: On a tennis corpse!

Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?

Answer: Winnie the Boo.

Why are ghosts always hungry?

Answer: Because the food goes right through them!

Why are ghosts no good at running a railway?

Answer: Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Answer: Because you can see right through them!

Why did the ghost blow his nose?

Answer: Because it was full of booo-gers!

Why did the robot turn into a ghost?

Answer: He just couldn't rust in peace.

Why was the baby ghost crying?

Answer: Because he wanted his mummy.