Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny boat jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about boat are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about boat! LoL!
How do you get to tooth island?Answer: The tooth ferry.
If Apple was a pirate ship, what would their sailors wear?Answer: An iPatch
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?Answer: I need to go to the dock.
What do sea monsters eat?Answer: Fish and ships!
What do you call a snail on a ship?Answer: A snailor!
What does Moby Dick like to eat?Answer: Fish and ships
What is a sea monsters favorite snack?Answer: Ships and dip
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?Answer: Friendship!
What's red, white, blue and green?Answer: A seasick Uncle Sam.
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?Answer: Lake Eerie
Where does a ship go when it’s not feeling well?Answer: To see the dock-tor.
Who built the ark?Answer: I have Noah idea!
Why was the mermaid embarrassed?Answer: She saw the ship's bottom.
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