Funny winnie the pooh jokes

How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?

Answer: By sitting on it.

How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?

Answer: Only one if its a pooh bear!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the!
Winnie-the who?
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!

What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?

Answer: I'm stuffed.

What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?

Answer: No thanks, I’m stuffed.

What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?

Answer: A pouch potato!

What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?

Answer: Winnie the Boo!

What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh

Answer: An empty honey pot!

What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?

Answer: A very sticky situation!

What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?

Answer: A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?

Answer: Bee stings on his bottom!

What does Winnie say when he sneezes?

Answer: Ahh-ahh-POOH!

What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?

Answer: The same middle name.

What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?

Answer: They are both round.

What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?

Answer: Pooh-hoo.

What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Answer: Because he has bear feet!

What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?

Answer: Because he has bear feet.

What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?

Answer: Any kind.

What is Owl’s favorite school subject?

Answer: Owlgebra.

What is Roo’s favorite candy?

Answer: Lolli-hops.

What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Honeycrisp apples.

What kids of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?

Answer: Bear hugs!

What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?

Answer: Friendship!

What type of books does owl like to read?

Answer: Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)

What word does Tigger use to describe himself?

Answer: Purr-fect.

Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?

Answer: Chewsday

Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?

Answer: Winnie the Boo.

Why did Pooh cross the road?

Answer: To get to the honey tree.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

Answer: He was looking for pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Answer: He was looking for Pooh.

Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?

Answer: Because he is stuffed with hunny.

Why is Pooh so sweet?

Answer: He eats lots of honey!

Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?

Answer: Because he has the hunny stucked all over his mouth.

Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?

Answer: Because he eats a lot of honey!

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

Answer: He was trying to find "Pooh".