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Does Mario's Kart need to eat?Answer: No, Mario Kart 8!
How can you get rich by eating?Answer: Eat fortune cookies.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full!
What bone will a dog never eat?Answer: A trombone.
What can you serve but should never eat?Answer: A tennis ball.
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?Answer: The dentist
What did the tiger eat after having his tooth pulled?Answer: The dentist!
What did the zombie say to the villager?Answer: Nice to eat you!
What do astronaut eat their dinner on?Answer: Flying Saucers
What do cats eat for breakfast?Answer: Mice Krispies.
What do frogs eat in the summer?Answer: Hopsicles
What do ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spook-etti
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?Answer: I Scream.
What do Italian wizards like to eat?Answer: Spaghetti with sorcerer.
What do race car driver's eat?Answer: Fast food!
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?Answer: Bone appetite.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?Answer: Iceburgers!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?Answer: Tinselitus
What do you serve but not eat?Answer: A Tennis Ball.
What does a dragon eat for a snack?Answer: Firecrackers
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?Answer: Anything she wants!
What does a shark eat for dinner?Answer: Whatever it wants!
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?Answer: A Superbowl
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?Answer: Iron Bran!
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?Answer: You get tinselitus
What has four wheels and eats LEGO bricks?Answer: The vacuum cleaner!
What is a table you can eat?Answer: A vegetable!
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli!
What jam can't you eat?Answer: A traffic jam.
What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?Answer: The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.
What kind of table can you eat?Answer: A vege-table,
What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?Answer: A fire alarm
What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal?Answer: Snap, CACKLE, and pop.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?Answer: A Zebra
What's the best thing to put into a pie?Answer: Your teeth!
What’s a shark’s favorite game?Answer: Hide and go eat!
When do astronauts eat?Answer: At launch time
When do you go at red and stop at green?Answer: When you're eating a watermelon.
Where do ants go to eat?Answer: At a restaurant!
Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?Answer: Chewsday
Why are frogs so happy?Answer: Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the boy eat his homework?Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?Answer: For some light refreshment!
Why did the student eat his homework?Answer: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?Answer: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?Answer: Because they don't know how to cook!
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