Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny ant jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about ant are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about ant! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow many ants are needed to fill an apartment?Answer: Tenants
What do you call a 100 year old ant?Answer: Antique
What do you call a smart ant?Answer: Elegant
What do you call an ant from overseas?Answer: Important
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?Answer: Independant
What do you call an ant who sluffs school?Answer: Truant
What do you call an army ant?Answer: Militant
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?Answer: All sorts of antics!
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?Answer: Ant-chovies
What game do ants play with elephants?Answer: Squash
What is the biggest ant in the world?Answer: Elephant
What is the biggest type of ant?Answer: An eleph-ant.
What is the top ranking ant in the military?Answer: Lieutenant
What kind of ant can you colour with?Answer: A crayant!
What kind of ant is good at adding things up?Answer: Accountant
What medicine would you give an ill ant?Answer: Antibiotics!
What’s the biggest ant in the world?Answer: Giants
What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree?Answer: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Where do ants go to eat?Answer: At a restaurant!
Where do ants like to go camping?Answer: Frants
Where would you put an injured insect?Answer: In an antbulance!
Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?Answer: Ants
Who is the most famous French ant?Answer: Napoleant
Who was the most famous ant scientist?Answer: Albert Antstein
Why was the ant so confused?Answer: Because all his uncles were “ants”!
Why was the little ant so confused?Answer: All of his uncles were ants!
Why were the early American settlers like ants?Answer: Because they lived in colonies.
Why were the first Americans like ants?Answer: They lived in colonies
Do you have a funny joke about ant that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for kids.