Funny ant jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny ant jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about ant are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about ant! LoL!

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
What do you call a smart ant?
What do you call an ant from overseas?
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
What do you call an ant who sluffs school?
What do you call an army ant?

More ant jokes for kids below

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
What game do ants play with elephants?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is the biggest type of ant?
What is the top ranking ant in the military?
What kind of ant can you colour with?
What kind of ant is good at adding things up?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What’s the biggest ant in the world?
What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do ants like to go camping?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
Who is the most famous French ant?
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Why was the ant so confused?
Why was the little ant so confused?
Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Why were the first Americans like ants?

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