Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny snail jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about snail are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about snail! LoL!
Back to AnimalWhat did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?Answer: Wheeee!
What do you call a snail on a ship?Answer: A snailor!
What’s another name for a snail?Answer: A booger wearing a crash helmet.
When do you know a snail is lying?Answer: When he tells you he’s not at home!
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
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