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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya. Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Sheeps
Sheeps who?
Sheeps BAAA they don't hoot!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Queen?
Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s filthy!
Knock, knock!
Who there?
Spain.
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Easter
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy Thanksgiving!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup...
ARRRRRRRRRR!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf the keys.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Moose!
Moose Who?
Moose you. hope you're having fun at sleep-away camp!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That's right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Who who who who who
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yo Da La He
Yo Da La He who?
I didn't know you can yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
We’re going on holiday and alpaca up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana play with LEGO bricks all day long!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, its Kangaroo
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mush!
Mush who?
Mushroom in there!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pun.
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil.
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