Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny egg jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about egg are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about egg! LoL!
Did you hear about McDonalds?Answer: They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?Answer: Yes, it cracked me up!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?Answer: Eggs mark the spot!
How did the egg cross the road?Answer: Scrambled!
How did the egg get up the mountain?Answer: It scrambled up!
How do comedians like their eggs?Answer: Funny side up!
How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
How do monsters like their eggs?Answer: Terri-fried!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?Answer: Egg-xercise!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Easter Egg
Easter Egg who?
You crack me up!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
What always ends up broken before you use it?
What can't be used until it's broken?Answer: An egg.
What day to eggs hate the most?Answer: Fry-days!
What did Snow White call her chicken?Answer: Egg White
What did the bad chicken lay?Answer: A deviled egg.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?Answer: It scrambled.
What did the egg say to the clown?Answer: You crack me up!
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
What do you call a good omelette?Answer: Eggcellent
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?Answer: A mathemachicken!
What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?Answer: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?Answer: An eggs-plorer!
What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?Answer: A western omelette!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?Answer: An eggroll!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?Answer: An eggroll.
What does a meditating egg say?Answer: Ohmmmmmmmlet
What happens to an egg when it laughs too hard?Answer: It cracks up!
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?Answer: A battery hen!
What sport are eggs best at?Answer: Running!
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?Answer: In the egg-loo.
Where do Martians get their eggs?Answer: From the little green hen!
Why did the chickens cross the road?Answer: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Why did the egg cross the road?Answer: To get to the shell station.
Why did the egg get thrown out of class?Answer: Because he kept telling yolks!
Why did the egg hide?Answer: Because she was a little chicken!
Why do chickens sit on eggs?Answer: Because they don’t have chairs!
Why do ducks lay eggs?Answer: Because they break if they drop them.
Why do hens lay eggs?Answer: Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
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