Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cereal jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cereal are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cereal! LoL!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold?Answer: Golden Grahams.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother’s Day?Answer: Cheerios
What do cats eat for breakfast?Answer: Mice Krispies.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What do they serve for breakfast at the North Pole?Answer: Snowflakes
What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?Answer: Honey Bunches of nopes
What does a penguin eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosties
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?Answer: Captain Crunch.
What does cereal say when it leaves the room?Answer: Cheerio
What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?Answer: A Superbowl
What is a pigman’s favorite cereal?Answer: Golden nuggets.
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts?Answer: Hufflepuffs
What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal?Answer: Snap, CACKLE, and pop.
What's a cheerleader's favorite cereal?Answer: Cheerios!
What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?Answer: Synonym Grahams
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?Answer: Reese, with her spoon
Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of cereal?Answer: He already had pot of gold.
Why does Thanos eat cereal?Answer: Because it's part of a well balanced breakfast.
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