Funny pie jokes

How many grams of protein are in an sweet potato pi?

Answer: 3.14159265…

If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?

Answer: None because the six kids ate them all already.

What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?

Answer: Good-pie everyone.

What did the apple say to the pie baker?

Answer: Use cherries instead.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?

Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.

What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?

Answer: Good-pie everyone.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?

Answer: A pie-thon

What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree

Answer: Pineapple pie

What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

Answer: That was filling.

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Pi

What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?

Answer: Banana cream pie.

What's a Street Fighter's favorite dessert?

Answer: Abel Pie

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Answer: Your teeth!

What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?

Answer: Your teeth.

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

Answer: Your teeth.

What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?

Answer: Broomstick pie tastes gross.

Who led all the apples to the bakery?

Answer: The Pie Piper

Who makes the best apple pies in the family?

Answer: Granny Smith

Who was the pie’s favorite pop star?

Answer: Pumpkin Pie Spice

Why did the cherry pie go to a dentist?

Answer: Because it needed a filling.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

Answer: It needed a filling!