Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny drink jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about drink are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about drink! LoL!
How do aliens pay for coffee?Answer: With starbucks
How do astronauts pay for coffee?Answer: The use starbucks.
How does a rabbi make coffee?Answer: Hebrews it!
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
What did the can say to the can opener?Answer: You make me flip my lid.
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?Answer: French flies and a diet croak.
What do ghosts like to drink the most?Answer: Ghoul-ade!
What do robots drink from?Answer: A Robottle
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?Answer: A sour puss.
What do you give to a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is a cow’s favorite drink?Answer: Mountain Moo!
What is a tree’s favorite drink?Answer: Root beer.
What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?Answer: Starbucks
What kind of tea did the American colonists really want?Answer: Liberty
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?Answer: Liberty!
What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?Answer: Royal tea.
What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day?Answer: Calm-omile tea.
What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping?Answer: Calm-omile tea.
What's an astronauts favorite drink?Answer: Gravi-tea
What’s a llama’s favourite drink?Answer: Llamanade
Why did the coffee go to the police?Answer: It got mugged.
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?Answer: Lack of concentration.
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