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How deep is a frog pond?Answer: Kneedeep, kneedeep!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?Answer: Unhoppy
What did the frog order at McDonald’s?Answer: French flies and a diet croak.
What do frog princes like to eat with their hamburgers?Answer: French flies.
What do frogs eat in the summer?Answer: Hopsicles
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day?Answer: Croak-a-Cola!
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?Answer: French flies
What do you call a frog spy?Answer: A croak and dagger agent!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?Answer: A ribbit
What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?Answer: It got toad!
What happened when the frog’s car broke down?Answer: He jump started it!
What is a frog's favorite flower?Answer: Croak-us!
What is a frog's favorite music?Answer: Hip hop!
What is a frog's favorite year?Answer: Leap year!
What is a frog’s favorite game?Answer: Croaket
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?Answer: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?Answer: Hip hop
What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?Answer: A ground frog.
Where does the witch’s frog sit?Answer: On a toadstool.
Why are frogs so happy?Answer: Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the frog go to the hospital?Answer: He needed a “hopperation”!
Why did the frog say meow?Answer: He was learning a foreign language.
Why do frogs have such an easy life?Answer: Because they eat whatever bugs them.
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