Funny monkey jokes

How do you catch a monkey?

Answer: Climb a tree and act like a banana.

How do you make toast in the jungle?

Answer: Put it under a Grilla.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

What did the monkey say to the banana?

Answer: Your Appealing

What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?

Answer: Jungle bells, Jungle bells…

What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?

Answer: Jungle Bells!

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Answer: Ape-rons!

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?

Answer: Sir!

What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

Answer: A chipmonk

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

Answer: Anything you want… he can’t hear you!

What do you call a monkey with a wand?

Answer: Hairy Potter!

What do you call an angry monkey?

Answer: Furious George!

What happens when a monkey gets fleas?

Answer: Lunch

What is a monkey’s favorite game?

Answer: Hangman

What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

Answer: A monkey!

What kind of key can never unlock a door?

Answer: A monkey!

What kind of key doesn’t open locks?

Answer: A monkey

What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?

Answer: Banana cream pie.

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Answer: A fart of a monkey.

What’s invisible and smells of bananas?

Answer: Monkey breath!

When do monkeys fall from the sky?

Answer: During Ape-ril showers!

When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?

Answer: In Ape-ril

Where do baby apes sleep?

Answer: In apricots.

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Answer: Because they have big fingers!