Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny clothes jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about clothes are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about clothes! LoL!
What did the hat say to the scarf?Answer: You hang around, and I’ll go ahead.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?Answer: Ape-rons!
What monster wears the most clothes?Answer: A werewolf
What should you wear to a tea party?Answer: A t-shirt
Why are all Superman costumes tight?Answer: They’re all size S.
Why did the golfer need new socks?Answer: Because there was a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?Answer: In case he got a hole in one.
Why does a polar bear have a fur coat?Answer: Because he would look silly in a jacket.
Why was the belt arrested?Answer: Because it held up some pants!
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