Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny makeup jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about makeup are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about makeup! LoL!
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?Answer: She nailed it.
How does a duck buy lipstick?Answer: She just puts it on her bill.
What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight?Answer: They make up.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?Answer: Cold cream!
What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
What kind of makeup do witches wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?Answer: Because they always make-up.
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