Funny night jokes

Did you hear about the wolves all-night party?

Answer: It was a howling success!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Answer: Sleep at night.

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?

Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.

How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights?

Answer: For just a short spell.

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?

Answer: Silent Night.

What dance can you see in the night sky?

Answer: The moon walk!

What did the snake give to his wife?

Answer: A goodnight hiss!

What do wolves do at midnight parties?

Answer: They have a howling good time!

What do you call the longest night of the year?

Answer: A fortnight

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Answer: Cold cream!

What fish swims only at night?

Answer: A starfish

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Answer: The alpha-BAT.

What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?

Answer: Starfish

What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?

Answer: King Author!

What type of horses only go out at night?

Answer: Nightmares!

What was Camelot famous for?

Answer: Its knight-life.

What was the most dangerous time for knights?

Answer: Nightfall

What’s a cow’s favorite night of the year?

Answer: Moo Year’s Eve.

What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?

Answer: Silent Night!

When does a bed grow longer?

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Answer: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why are vampires like false teeth?

Answer: They always come out at night.

Why can't it rain for two nights in a row?

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Answer: Because there is a day between.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Answer: So they can fight knights!

Why was night baseball started?

Answer: Because bats like to sleep in the daytime.

Why was Sir Lancelot always tired?

Answer: He worked the knight shift.