Funny baseball jokes

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?

Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer: He made his home run.

What animal is always at a baseball game?

Answer: A bat

What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?

Answer: A ball hog

What do you get when you cross a monster and a new baseball player?

Answer: Rookie Monster

What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?

Answer: They both need good batters.

What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?

Answer: There is a Wayne delay!

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Answer: When he steals a base.

Which superhero hits the most home runs?

Answer: Batman

Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

Answer: There is a fan in every seat.

Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?

Answer: Their always trying to steal a basil!

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?

Answer: Too many turnovers!

Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?

Answer: He wanted to tie up the score!

Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?

Answer: He stole 2nd base.

Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?

Answer: Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!

Why do baseball pitchers stay away from caves?

Answer: They don’t like bats.

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?

Answer: They re great at the plate!

Why do spiders make such great baseball players?

Answer: Because they catch flies!

Why is Spiderman such good baseball player?

Answer: He knows how to catch flies.

Why was night baseball started?

Answer: Because bats like to sleep in the daytime.

Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?

Answer: Because she had the perfect pitch.