Funny teacher jokes

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement!

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Answer: A blood test!

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Pi

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?

Answer: Summer!

What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?

Answer: Algebras

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Answer: Lots of blood tests!

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Answer: Synonym Grahams

What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

Answer: Figure skating.

What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Answer: Getting lost.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Answer: Times Square

Why are teachers like bank robbers?

Answer: They both want everybody to raise their hands.

Why aren't you doing well in history?

Answer: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the computer teacher scream?

Answer: They saw a mouse.

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Why did the puppy do so well at school?

Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Answer: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Answer: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.

Why did the teacher draw on the window?

Answer: Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

Answer: He wanted to test the water!

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?

Answer: Because her students were so bright!

Why do teachers give you homework?

Answer: Just to annoy you.

Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?

Answer: Because she had the perfect pitch.