Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny computer jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about computer are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about computer! LoL!
How did the computer get out of the house?Answer: He used windows.
How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?Answer: They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs!
What computer sings the best?Answer: A Dell.
What did the baby laptop call her father?Answer: Data
What did the turkey say to the computer?Answer: Google, google, google!
What do rabbits put in their computers?Answer: Hoppy disks!
What do you call a computer superhero?Answer: A Screen Saver
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of Memory
What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?Answer: A screensaver!
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?Answer: Lots of memory!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?Answer: A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?Answer: A big mac
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer?Answer: Lots of Bytes!
What is a robot’s favorite snack?Answer: Computer chips.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer?Answer: The space bar!
What kind of computer was most loved by worms?Answer: The Macintosh.
Whats the astronauts favorite part of the computer?Answer: The space bar
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?Answer: The space bar!
What’s the difference between mouse and computer mouse?Answer: The tail of mouse is at the back and that of the computer mouse is at the front!
Who chases computer criminals?Answer: A hacker-tracker.
Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?Answer: Because they didn’t have any Windows.
Why did the computer go to the dentist?Answer: It had a blue tooth.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?Answer: It had a virus.
Why did the computer keep sneezing?Answer: It had a virus!
Why did the computer sneeze?Answer: It had a virus.
Why did the computer squeak?Answer: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Why did the computer teacher scream?Answer: They saw a mouse.
Why is a computer so smart?Answer: It listens to its motherboard.
Why was the computer cold?Answer: It left it's Windows open!
Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?Answer: He crashed the computer
Why was there a bug in the computer?Answer: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
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