Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dentist jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dentist are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dentist! LoL!
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?Answer: A molar bear.
What did the monster eat after having his teeth out?Answer: The dentist
What did the tiger eat after having his tooth pulled?Answer: The dentist!
What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?Answer: Fill me in when you get back.
What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?Answer: They both use drills!
What does a dentist call his X-rays?Answer: Tooth-pics
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?Answer: Braces himself.
What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth?Answer: Anything it wants.
What is a dentist’s favorite movie?Answer: Plaque to the future.
What kind of award did the dentist receive?Answer: A little plaque.
What time do you go to the dentist?Answer: Two-thirty! (Sound like 'Tooth hurty')
When does a man go to a Dentist?Answer: Tooth Hurty
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?Answer: Dracula’s dentist
Why did the cherry pie go to a dentist?Answer: Because it needed a filling.
Why did the computer go to the dentist?Answer: It had a blue tooth.
Why did the girl go back into the dentist’s office while she was leaving?Answer: Toothank him.
Why did the Ipad go to the Dentist?Answer: Because he had a bluetooth!
Why did the king go to the dentist?Answer: To get his teeth crowned.
Why did the pie go to the dentist?Answer: It needed a filling!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?Answer: To get a root canal.
Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?Answer: To prevent bat breath.
Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?Answer: He didn’t want him to remove his blue tooth.
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