Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny knight jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about knight are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about knight! LoL!
What do you call a medieval lamp?Answer: Knight light
What does a knight say when he sees a herd of dragons with sunglasses?Answer: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor?Answer: A king on horseback!
What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?Answer: King Author!
What was Camelot famous for?Answer: Its knight-life.
What was King Arthur's favourite game?Answer: Knights and crosses!
What was the most dangerous time for knights?Answer: Nightfall
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?Answer: Rust in peace!
Where did knights learn to kill dragons?Answer: At knight school!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?Answer: So they can fight knights!
Why was Sir Lancelot always tired?Answer: He worked the knight shift.
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