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Back to EntertainmentA Dinosaur that writes books?Answer: A Brontesaurus.
How do you catch a whole school of fish?Answer: With bookworms.
How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
How many books did you finish over the summer?Answer: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.
How many books have you read in your lifetime?Answer: I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.
What do planets like to read?Answer: Comet books!
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?Answer: Church
What do you call a robot who likes books?Answer: A Readbot
What does a librarian take fishing?Answer: Bookworms
What is Bigfoot's favorite book?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What kind of books do rabbits like to read?Answer: Stories with hoppy endings.
What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?Answer: Pig Tales from the Farm
What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?Answer: King Author!
What reads and lives in apples?Answer: Bookworms
What type of books does owl like to read?Answer: Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)
What types of books do pines read?Answer: Poetree books.
What was the pig’s favorite book?Answer: Hamlet
Where do books sleep?Answer: Under their covers!
Where do library books like to sleep?Answer: Under their covers!
Who was the robot’s favorite author?Answer: Anne Droid
Why are first books afraid of their sequels?Answer: Because they always come after them.
Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?Answer: Because he always starts at the End.
Why did people stop going to the library?Answer: Because they heard it was all booked!
Why did the bird fly into the library?Answer: Because he was looking for bookworms!
Why did the duck go to the movie theater?Answer: He really liked the book.
Why did the fish go to the library?Answer: To find some bookworms!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?Answer: Because it was overbooked!
Why does Peter Pan always fly?Answer: Because he can Neverland.
Why doesn't the librarian drive?Answer: He books flights.
Why was the math book crying?Answer: It had lots of problems!
Why was the mathematics book sad?Answer: It had too many problems!
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