Funny dinosaur jokes

A Dinosaur that writes books?

Answer: A Brontesaurus.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Answer: Tea, Rex?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

Answer: What a lavaly day!

What did the dinosaur use to build his house?

Answer: A dino-saw

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Answer: Stegosaur-rust!

What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

Answer: The Dinosorcerer

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Answer: Bronco-saurus!

What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

Answer: They're both extinct.

What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?

Answer: Baby dinosaurs

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Answer: A Doyouthinkhesawus.

What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek?

Answer: A Douthinkhesawus

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Answer: Try-Try-Try ceratops

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

Answer: A Flossiraptor

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do you call a dinosaur when it’s asleep?

Answer: A dino-snore.

What do you call a dinosaur which plays fortnite?

Answer: A flossiraptor

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Answer: Doyouthinkysaraus

What do you call a Diplodocus that won't stop talking?

Answer: A dino-bore!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer: A dino-snore!

What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?

Answer: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Answer: Jurassic pork!

What do you call Tyrannosaurus Rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus tex!

What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?

Answer: A dog a sore!

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?

Answer: Jurassic Pork!

What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus hex!

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Answer: A dino-score

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you get when you cross a bomb and a dinosaur?

Answer: Dino-mite!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Answer: Dino-mite!

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?

Answer: Anything she wants!

What does a Triceratops sit on?

Answer: Its Tricera-bottom!

What is a dinosaur known for having great teeth?

Answer: The Flossoraptor!

What is a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer?

Answer: Comet!

What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?

Answer: The tree rex.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

Answer: A stega-snore-us.

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Answer: Two dinosaurs!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Answer: Find somewhere an else to sleep!

What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?

Answer: Get out of the way!

What was the most flexible dinosaur?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus Flex!

What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?

Answer: The PRONTOsaurus!

What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

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Answer: Her shadow

Which dinosaur likes spicy food?

Answer: The Chile-saurus

Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?

Answer: A Tricera-cops

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

Answer: Any kind! A house can't jump!

Who gave the dinosaurs a dollar whenever they lost a tooth?

Answer: The Tooth Fairydactyl

Why are dinosaurs extinct?

Answer: Because their eggs stink.

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Answer: Because they can ’t afford new ones!

Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?

Answer: He wanted to tie up the score!

Why did the dinosaur go to the disco?

Answer: Because he was a Disco-saurus!