Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?Answer: Because they didn't smoke.
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?Answer: Because roads weren't invented yet!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?Answer: Because they don't know how to cook!
Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?Answer: Because they taste funny.
Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?Answer: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?Answer: Because they are eggs-tinct!
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