Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny snake jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about snake are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about snake! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow do you measure a snake?Answer: In inches. They don’t have any feet!
What did the python say to the viper?Answer: I’ve got a crush on you!
What did the snake give to his wife?Answer: A goodnight hiss!
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: Give me a little hiss.
What did the snake say to the noisy children at the library?Answer: Ssssss
What did the witch say to her crying pet snake?Answer: Stop crying and viper your nose!
What do snakes have on their bath towels?Answer: Hiss and Hers!
What do snakes use to cut paper?Answer: Scissss-ors!
What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?Answer: Honey Bunches of nopes
What do you call a snake who works for the government?Answer: A civil serpent!
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?Answer: Wait until he’s finished.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?Answer: A snake in the brass!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?Answer: A boa constructor!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?Answer: A boar constrictor!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?Answer: A Boeing Constrictor.
What do you give a sick snake?Answer: Asp-irin!
What is a snake's favorite dance?Answer: The mamba!
What is a snake's favorite school subject?Answer: Hisssstory!
What is another word for a python?Answer: A mega-bite!
What kind of snake is completely different?Answer: A Monty Python!
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?Answer: A viper!
What section of the library can you get biten by a snake?Answer: Hissssssstory
What should you do if you find a giant snake sleeping in your bed?Answer: Sleep in the wardrobe!
What snakes are found on cars?Answer: Windshield vipers!
When will the little snake arrive?Answer: I don’t know, but he won't be long.
Which species of snake loves math?Answer: A Pi-thon!
Why are snakes hard to trick?Answer: No one can pull their leg!
Why can’t you trust snakes?Answer: They speak with forked tongues!
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?Answer: He couldn't afford plane fare!
Why did the snake cross the road?Answer: To get to the other s-s-s-side!
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