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Back to PeopleHow did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?Answer: He gave her a ring.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?Answer: It gave her a ring!
How does cupid visit his girlfriend?Answer: On an arrow-plane!
What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?Answer: Sherwood like to be your valentine.
What did Steve say to his girlfriend?Answer: I dig you.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?Answer: You're fun to hang around with.
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you a ton.
What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?Answer: I love you a whole watt!
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?Answer: I love every bone in your body!
What did the snake say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?Answer: Give me a little hiss.
What do you call a ghost’s true love?Answer: His ghoul-friend.
What does a vampire's call his sweetheart?Answer: His ghoul-friend!
Why did the boy send his girlfriend's Valentine through twitter?Answer: Because she was his tweetheart.
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