Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fairytale jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fairytale are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fairytale! LoL!
How did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?Answer: He used a cowculator!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!
What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?Answer: Sherwood like to be your valentine.
What did the beanstalk say to Jack?Answer: Stop picking on me!
What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?Answer: Gimme my hay back!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
What kind of pet did Aladdin have?Answer: A flying car-pet!
What's brown, furry and has twelve paws?Answer: The Three Bears!
Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?Answer: At the Three Bores house!
Which fairy tale character is worth the most?Answer: Gold-ilocks
Which is the scariest fairy-tale?Answer: Ghouldilocks and the Three Brrrrs!
Who stole the scarecrow?Answer: The first little pig.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?Answer: Because she’s always running away from the ball!
Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?Answer: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?Answer: Because the poor didn 't have anything worth stealing!
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?Answer: Because the seaweed.
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?Answer: Because she was playing water polo!
Why did the three pigs run away from home?Answer: Because their father was a boar!
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?Answer: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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