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Back to NatureHow did the lobster get to the ocean?Answer: By shell-icopter.
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?Answer: They wave!
What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
What did the sea say to the penguin?Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
What do vampires cross the sea in?Answer: Blood vessels.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?Answer: Can you please be more Pacific?
What kind of hair do oceans have?Answer: Wavy.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?Answer: A nervous wreck.
What “bus” crossed the ocean?Answer: Columbus
When does the Arctic ocean have no water?Answer: When it’s on a map.
Where do mummies go swimming?Answer: The Dead Sea.
Where is the ocean the deepest?Answer: On the bottom.
Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?Answer: Mussels
Who keeps the ocean clean?Answer: The mermaid
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?Answer: Because they dropped out of school.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Answer: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels!
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