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How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?Answer: He starts coffin!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?Answer: So long sucker
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?Answer: They all get in the bat tub.
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?Answer: Send your name, address and blood group.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?Answer: Frost-bite!
What did the vampire say at the blood bank?Answer: I’d like to make a withdrawal
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Answer: Blood oranges.
What do vampires cross the sea in?Answer: Blood vessels.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?Answer: A coffin break.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?Answer: A blood hound.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?Answer: A blood test!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite!
What does a vampire's call his sweetheart?Answer: His ghoul-friend!
What don’t people like vampires?Answer: Because they suck!
What happens when two vampires meet?Answer: It was love at first bite!
What is a vampire’s favourite airline?Answer: Scare Canada!
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?Answer: Necktarines!
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of mushroom
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?Answer: Neck-tarines.
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?Answer: The alphabat
What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?Answer: Fang mail.
What song do vampires hate?Answer: You are my sunshine!
What was the Vampire’s least favorite song?Answer: Another one bites the dust!
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Answer: Lots of blood tests!
What's a vampire's favorite sport?Answer: Batminton
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?Answer: The neck.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?Answer: Blood orange!
What’s a vampire’s favorite soup?Answer: Scream of Tomato!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?Answer: It’s a pain in the neck.
When do vampires like horse racing?Answer: When it's neck and neck.
Where do vampires keep their money?Answer: The blood bank
Where does a vampire take a bath?Answer: In the bat-room (bathroom).
Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?Answer: Koffin’
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?Answer: Dracula’s dentist
Why are vampires like false teeth?Answer: They always come out at night.
Why are vampires so unpopular?Answer: Because they are pains in the neck!
Why did the vampire get kicked out of the house?Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck!
Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?Answer: To prevent bat breath.
Why does Dracula have no friends?Answer: Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so easy to fool?Answer: Because he’s a sucker.
Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?Answer: He got turned into the bat-ter.
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