Funny vampire jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vampire jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vampire are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vampire! LoL!

Showing all 42 vampire jokes for kids

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
What did the vampire say at the blood bank?

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What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
What do vampires cross the sea in?
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What does a vampire's call his sweetheart?
What don’t people like vampires?
What happens when two vampires meet?
What is a vampire’s favourite airline?
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
What song do vampires hate?
What was the Vampire’s least favorite song?
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
What's a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a vampire's favourite part of the guitar?
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
What’s a vampire’s favorite soup?
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
When do vampires like horse racing?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where does a vampire take a bath?
Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Why are vampires like false teeth?
Why are vampires so unpopular?
Why did the vampire get kicked out of the house?
Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?

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