Funny pokemon jokes

How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?

Answer: Very carefully.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Answer: You poke-em-on!

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Answer: Let’s rock!

What did the Pokemon say when he looked through the window?

Answer: Peek-at-choo!

What do Haunters eat for lunch?

Answer: Boo-logna sandwiches

What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?

Answer: Magic-cop

What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

Answer: A Slow-poke

What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

Answer: A Pokemonsoon

What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

Answer: A copycat

What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?

Answer: Frost bite.

What does Beartic like to eat?

Answer: Bear-ittos!

What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?

Answer: Pupperoni pizza

What Pokémon is the best eater?

Answer: Pikachew

What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Answer: Whale of Fortune

Which fruit do pokemon like most?

Answer: Staryu fruit

Which Pokemon can be a pirate?

Answer: Arrr-bok/Arrr-ceus

Which Pokemon can tell you the future?

Answer: Pikahead

Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?

Answer: Arrrrrr-bok

Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?

Answer: Koffin’

Which Pokemon love to visit France?

Answer: Paras

Which sci-fi movie do pokemon like the most?

Answer: Staryu Wars

Why don't pokemon celebrate birthdays?

Answer: They always pikachu er (PEEK AT YOUR) presents!

Why don’t Slowpoke like fast food?

Answer: Because they can’t catch it.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon?

Answer: Because they Pikachu (peek at you).

Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?

Answer: Because of its bark!