Funny minecraft jokes

Did you hear about the Creeper-only party?

Answer: It was a bast!

Do you hear about the Minecraft movie?

Answer: It’s a blockbuster.

How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?

Answer: Sunblock

How do Minecraft players celebrate?

Answer: They throw block parties!

How do minecraft players kill skeletons?

Answer: With their bones and arrows!

How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?

Answer: You Block their path.

How does Steve measure his house?

Answer: In square feet!

How good is Minecraft?

Answer: Top-Notch

What did Steve say to his girlfriend?

Answer: I dig you.

What did Steve say when he was angry at a skeleton?

Answer: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

What did the Minecraft turkey say?

Answer: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

What did the zombie say to the villager?

Answer: Nice to eat you!

What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?

Answer: BOOM-a-rangs

What is a creeper’s favorite subject?

Answer: HisssSSSSStory

What is a pigman’s favorite cereal?

Answer: Golden nuggets.

What is the national sport of Minecraft?

Answer: Boxing

What kind of music does gold nuggets listen to?

Answer: Hard rock

What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?

Answer: Block parties.

What video game do gold hunters love to play?

Answer: Minecraft

Where did the ghast go for his holiday?

Answer: Nether-land

Why aren’t there cars in Minecraft?

Answer: The streets are blocked off.

Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?

Answer: Because he always starts at the End.

Why couldn’t the creeper blow Steve up?

Answer: It was blocked!

Why did the Creeper cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other ssssside!

Why did the Enderman cross the road?

Answer: He didn’t, he Teleported.

Why is the enderdragon bad at reading?

Answer: Because he always starts at the end!