Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny zombie jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about zombie are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about zombie! LoL!
What did the zombie say to the villager?Answer: Nice to eat you!
What do Zombies say on December 31st?Answer: Happy New Fear!
What’s the only room you can hide in so zombies can’t get you?Answer: A mushroom!
Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin?Answer: He felt rotten.
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?Answer: He felt rotten!
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