Funny school jokes

Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?

Answer: Me neither

How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

Answer: She nailed it.

How do bees get to school?

Answer: They take the school buzz, of course!

How do you catch a whole school of fish?

Answer: With bookworms.

How do you get a surfer to school on time?

Answer: Tell him the waves are crappy.

How many books did you finish over the summer?

Answer: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.

What are the smartest animals?

Answer: Fish, because they stay in schools.

What candies do you find at school?

Answer: Smarties, Nerds, and Dum-Dums!

What did the buffalo say when his son left to go to school?

Answer: Bison

What did the sheep say when the little boy A+ on his exam?

Answer: Not Baaaaaaaaad

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement!

What do elves learn in school?

Answer: The elf-abet.

What do insects learn at school?

Answer: Mothmatics

What do trees like to study in school?

Answer: Chemistree

What do you call a cheerful flea?

Answer: A hop-timist!

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Answer: Pointless!

What do you call an ant who sluffs school?

Answer: Truant

What do you call an elephant riding on the school bus?

Answer: A passenger.

What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?

Answer: Mothematics

What is a snake's favorite school subject?

Answer: Hisssstory!

What is a tree’s favorite school subject?

Answer: Geometree

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Answer: Spelling!

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

Answer: The alphabat

What is the fruitiest subject at school?

Answer: History, because it's full of dates!

What is the only class you can plant a flower in?

Answer: Kindergarden

What is the smartest state?

Answer: Alabama, it has four A's and one B!

What is the witch’s favorite school subject?

Answer: Spelling

What subject do they teach at wizard school?

Answer: Spelling

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

Answer: Time to run!

What was the tree’s favorite school subject?

Answer: Treegonometree

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Answer: Arrrrrrrrrrt.

What’s the only school where you have to drop out to graduate?

Answer: Skydiving school.

Where do little fish go every morning?

Answer: To plaice school

Where do monsters study?

Answer: In ghoul school.

Where do saplings go to learn?

Answer: Elementree school.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Answer: At Sundae School!

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?

Answer: Because they dropped out of school.

Why aren't you doing well in history?

Answer: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why did Santa go to music school?

Answer: So he could improve his wrapping skills

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the boy eat the encyclopedia?

Answer: Because he was hungry for knowledge.

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Answer: Because he kept telling yolks!

Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

Answer: He was a cheetah.

Why did the fish have a bad report card?

Answer: Because all of his grades were under “C”.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

Answer: To become a smartie!

Why did the kid bring a long ladder to school?

Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school!

Why did the kid study in the airplane?

Answer: Because he wanted a higher education!

Why did the puppy do so well at school?

Answer: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

Answer: Because he knew he would pass.