Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny candy jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about candy are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about candy! LoL!
Have you tried the new Donald Trump Candy Bar?Answer: It's incredibly rich but has no taste!
What candies do you find at school?Answer: Smarties, Nerds, and Dum-Dums!
What candy do you eat on the playground?Answer: Recess pieces.
What contry did candy come from?Answer: Sweetland or Candyland
What country did candy come from?Answer: Sweeten
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Chocolate Mouse
What do you call a bear with no teeth?Answer: A gummy bear!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?Answer: A chocolate baa
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?Answer: A chew-chew train.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
What do you call candy that was stolen?Answer: Hot chocolate!
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?Answer: Tobler One.
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?Answer: Trick-or-feet
What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?Answer: He farted rainbows.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?Answer: A sad candy cane.
What is Roo’s favorite candy?Answer: Lolli-hops.
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?Answer: Jelly beans!
What type of candy is never on time?Answer: choco-LATE
What was Buzz Aldrin’s favorite chocolate?Answer: A Mars bar
What's an aliens favorite candy?Answer: Martian-mellows
What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare?Answer: A lion that loves candy.
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?Answer: Sno-Caps.
What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?Answer: Ice crispy treats.
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?Answer: Because he wanted sweet dreams!
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why did the jellybean go to school?Answer: To become a smartie!
Why did the Smartie go to school?Answer: Because he wanted to be smarter.
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