Funny halloween jokes

How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?

Answer: Every night he turns into a bat.

How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?

Answer: So long sucker

How do vampire footballers get the mud off?

Answer: They all get in the bat tub.

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?

Answer: Send your name, address and blood group.

What did the vampire say at the blood bank?

Answer: I’d like to make a withdrawal

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Answer: Ghoulash

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

Answer: A coffin break.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?

Answer: A blood hound.

What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?

Answer: Winnie the Boo!

What does a bird say at Halloween?

Answer: Twick or tweet.

What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?

Answer: Trick-or-feet

What don’t people like vampires?

Answer: Because they suck!

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Boo-berries

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Neck-tarines.

What is the emptiest holiday?

Answer: Holloween

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Answer: A spooKEY.

What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?

Answer: Candied yams

What's a vampire's favorite sport?

Answer: Batminton

What’s a vampire’s favorite soup?

Answer: Scream of Tomato!

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Answer: It’s a pain in the neck.

Where do vampires keep their money?

Answer: The blood bank

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Answer: His ghoul friend!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

Answer: He was going as a banana!

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Answer: They only run a skeleton service.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Answer: Because he's a pain in the neck.

Why is Fortnite so popular on Halloween?

Answer: Because all of the hills are haunted!