Funny wizard jokes

How do you adress an angry wizard?

Answer: Very carefully!

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: None – wizards don’t use electricity!

What did the tired wizard do?

Answer: He sat down for a spell.

What did the wizard name his son?

Answer: Maxspell

What did the wizard say to the twin witches?

Answer: Which witch is which?

What do Italian wizards like to eat?

Answer: Spaghetti with sorcerer.

What do you call a dog magician?

Answer: A labracadabrador.

What do you call a wizard in space?

Answer: A flying saucer-er.

What do you call a wizard who comes from outer space?

Answer: A flying sorcerer.

What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?

Answer: A cold spell.

What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?

Answer: Tyrannosaurus hex!

What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?

Answer: A flying sorcerer.

What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?

Answer: Wizard X

What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?

Answer: Expecto petroleum!

What happens to wizards when it rains?

Answer: They get wet just like everyone else!

What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?

Answer: The smallest ones!

What subject do they teach at wizard school?

Answer: Spelling

What would you get if you crossed a bat with a magician?

Answer: A flying sorcerer.

What's the first thing wizards do in the morning?

Answer: They wake up!

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Answer: In a labracadabratory

Which wizard wears the biggest hat?

Answer: The one with the biggest head.

Who did the wizard call from the witch hotel?

Answer: Broom Service

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

Answer: He was going as a banana!