Funny rain jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny rain jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about rain are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about rain! LoL!

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Can bees fly in the rain?
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
How does the rain tie its shoes?
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What happens to wizards when it rains?

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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?
What rains at the North Pole?
What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who does everyone listen to but never believe?
Why can't it rain for two nights in a row?
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

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