Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny rain jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about rain are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about rain! LoL!
Back to NatureCan bees fly in the rain?Answer: Not without their little yellow jackets!
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?Answer: He could feel it in his bones.
How does the rain tie its shoes?Answer: With a rainbow
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?Answer: My plop is bigger than your plop.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?Answer: An umbrella.
What goes up when the rain comes down?Answer: An umbrella.
What happens to wizards when it rains?Answer: They get wet just like everyone else!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?Answer: I don’t know, but you can step in a poodle.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?Answer: The rain-deer
What rains at the North Pole?Answer: Reindeer
What’s rain’s favorite accessory?Answer: A rainbow
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?Answer: One is reined up and the other rains down.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?Answer: When it is raining cats and dogs!
Who does everyone listen to but never believe?Answer: The weatherman.
Why can't it rain for two nights in a row?
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Answer: Because their kids have to play inside!
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